Welcome to this second chapter of my van life diaries saga, right now my royal ass is sitting on my comfy bed on a parking lot in Biarritz, the time is about the same as last chapter, it must be my writer moment. We moved all along the coast to reach the south of France so to be able to surf, and when I got to Hossegor, ooh my eyes, heart and soul were feeling home! Long vast beaches waves and sun.
A place were I could definitely settle for a bit. But now it’s time to get serious and talk about an important matter: having sex in a camper or a van or whatever you call your tiny house on wheels!
How to have sex in a camper
But let’s go back to my little guide for wannabes living in a van! Don’t get offended, it’s just that according to my experience, I can only give advices to someone that still hasn’t started…..
How do you deal with having sex in a camper?
Yes, we are talking « about sex baby, let’s talk about you and me, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be let’s talk about sex »….lyrics taken from 90s hip hop duo salt’n’pepa….put it on!
Kamasutra revisited for the van lifers
- Wear a helmet when you are on top. On another note, we don’t have a roof window but there’s probably some fun to be found in that too!
- If your the noisy type, be zen and scream inside (if you want to behave in a crowded parking spot).
- Start a yoga intensive course. I am serious, think of all the great things you could do in a tiny space with that new-found flexibility.
- The best part is when you see your van moving along with you. Do I have to explain? It’s synchronicity at a top level: your partner, you and your vehicle, the best threesome ever………..
Conclusion: how to make love on the road
Well we played a little here, but yes you definitely have to reshape a bit your way of having sex, it’s a new adventure so it’s like trying something new. My suggestion?
To break the ice, do it on the first night!!!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, as always is a pleasure to write for those people who are taking time to read this. Spread the word, sex in a camper is possible and fun!!!!!!
Love, and respect women, always !